Husband Application Looking for one (1) qualified candidate to fill the role of Husband. Job Requirements: Must enjoy late-night talks and even later-night cuddles. Able to make me laugh until my cheeks hurt. Knows the difference between possessive and protective. Can keep up with my wild ideas, adventures, and passion for life. Willing to worship me a little… okay, maybe a lot. Perks of the Job: Unlimited hugs, kisses, and inside jokes. A lifetime of loyalty and love if you pass probation. Daily reminders that you are desired. Apply within — bonus points if you can make me blush in the first message.